It’s hard to understand why a Porsche 911 GT3 RS would drag race the 991.2 mid-cycle revamp 911 Turbo S. And yet here we are, bringing you the footage of the velocity battle.

Some say you can’t get German humor until you learn the language, but we might just break that barrier by using Zuffenhausen machines. Regardless, the race you see here is a fully legit one, not the kind of impromptu street action.
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