American Couple Is Too Drunk to Drive, Has Nine-Year-Old Take Them Home

Where do they find these people? Hearing about stuff like this, you can only wonder why making children isn’t a much more complicated activity, so that any reckless, lazy moron won’t be able to do it by accident. We’ve all been drunk, haven’t we? Well, most of us, at least. And we’ve all done stupid things while the vapors of alcohol were having a ball with our brains. Yet, even when dead-…