Declining Literacy Prompts Honda to Introduce Emoji License Plates

Honda, the number one brand for parents willing to buy a rusty old Civic for their sweet-sixteeners, comes to the rescue of all mankind by introducing emoji license plates. If you’re older than your teenage kid, you wouldn’t understand. Therefore, what the hell is an emoji? The emoji is what youngsters use to describe the graphic symbols and smileys they send you via text, e-mail, Instagram, Twitter, Viber, WhatsApp, a…