If You Need Sense-a-Life, You Should Have Used a Condom

Just before I sat here to write this piece, I got up, walked into the kitchen and then stopped suddenly because I had completely forgotten why I thought I needed to be there. Has that ever happened to you? It probably has, but it’s nothing to be worried about. I’m sure there’s an explanation, and Alzheimer isn’t it, right? Now imagine another scenario: you’re driving down to the supermarket to pick up some diapers…