Mercedes G63 AMG Vs. BMW i8 at Milan Dragway

Forget reviews, people just want simple drag races so they can scream “suck it” to their friends that like cars which they don’t. With Clarkson gone, Top Gear have dropped the fancy metaphors and are just doing simple quarter-mile shootouts every week. So why not Autoblog too? AOL’s carboys aren’t big on making glossy videos, but they have some pretty cool motors in their garage, and they are sometimes put…