MINI Hipster Hatch Has Instagram Filtered Windows, Twin-Deck Cassette Player

Forget the MINI Cooper. That is so passe, amirite? The ultimate hipster-mobile is not the MINI Cooper, nor those girly bicycles with the even girlier flower baskets. MINI, a brand appreciated by hipsters as much as a man stranded in the desert appreciates a puddle of water, came with the next big thing. Which isn’t exactly big, literally speaking. Cue the MINI Hipster Hatch, the newest model from the coolest automaker in the wor…