Not Another Teen Stealing Mommy’s Car and Crashing It

The only difference between teens these days and back when we were their age is that nowadays you’ve got CCTV and people with smartphones ready to record their shenanigans. There should a law stating that every household containing at least one teenager should be equipped with a security box, and the parents must place the car keys in it at all times. If necessary, the law should state, the parents are allowed to remove any gun they …