Some speeding tickets end up with a polite chat and a less-than-painful ticket, but the adventure we’re here to discuss isn’t one of those mild episodes. When a… slightly naked woman tries to bribe a police officer after being caught speeding, you can’t expect things to go smoothly, can you?

A piece of footage from a Miami-Dade cop reveals the adventure, one that saw 26-year-old Margaret Garcia getting arrested on June 19…