Self-Entitled White Old Lady Finds out You Don’t Dare an Officer to Detain You

Have you ever had to pee so hard that nothing else in the world mattered anymore? The aliens are coming? Yeah, whatever, unless they’re bringing a urinal with them, they’re pretty much useless to me now. I’ve always argued that the simplest and least expensive way to offer yourself a short dose of complete happiness has nothing to do with sex. All you need is about two liters of drinkable liquid and some time. The recipe is…