This Ski Suit Is Perfect for Those Who Are Too Lazy to Stand While Skiing

Say you live at the bottom of a mountain. It’s the middle of winter, so you’re cold and lonely, and that’s precisely why you go and visit your closest neighbor: the crazy shepherd who lives on top of the mountain. You reach his hut and two minutes later, after you catch up with what you’ve been up to for the past six months, you start drinking. I mean, what else is there to do? There’s plenty of schnapps, and it…