What’s an old-school guy like me doing with a Tesla Cybertruck?

What’s an old-school guy like me doing with a Tesla Cybertruck? I’m analog in a digital landscape; carburetion in a fuel-injected world. The Costco gas pumps love me because my collection includes a 1969 Mustang, 1967 F-100, 1977 F-250, 1966 F-100 in the middle of a restomod, and, stepping boldly into Y2K, a 2003 Corvette coupe.